Dark have been my dreams of late

Dearest duckies who have graduated from college/university/graduate school etc,

Do the panic-inducing, wake-you-up-in-the-middle-of-the-night-sweating nightmares of unexpected exams, unfinished homework, plagiarized papers (when you've actually never plagiarized before), or finals in classes you don't remember registering for, ever, ever stop?!?!?!

I really rather desperately want sleep...